Sunday, June 21, 2009

Movies..... Masti...Magic

Yes, the tittle is borrowed and so is the content of this post..... I am publishing it in public ( NIDHI and SAGAR ) interest... you see i know few people who are not clued in with our most cliche movies and the dialogues that appear in them, which in turn becomes dangerous to their health because certain people take offense to their ignorance of the Bollywood. This one's for them. The dialogues appearing in this mail are not in a chronological order, only how they came to my mind, most of em should have the movie with them but if they don't please again leave a comment so that i can edit later... for the love of movies.. muaaaaaaaah

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Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….warna na ho – Shaarabi ; well this is how the conception of this post came to my mind, because this certain someone again didn't know where this was from or if it was a dialogue...so that's the first one im posting....

ishq de meree mitra pehchaan kee mit javay jadoon zid apnan dee
Hindi Version: (As said by Katrina) Sachhe Pyar Ka Matlab, Usse Haasil Karna Nahin Hota.... this one's from Namaste London.... a movie i recently saw and i love....

Sara saher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai – Kaalicharan – the quote that spawned hundreds of ‘Ajit jokes’.
Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hain – apne aap ko kannon ke haawale kar do – I know – its one of those hackneyed dialogues – but I included it since it was used so many times by this one actor Iftekar, speaking into a meagphone including Don, and many more... Paanch ruapiya bara ana – Chalti Ka Naam Gadi
Babumoshai…. – Anand
Ki..ki…ki…Kiran – Darr – The beginning of SRK’s endless hamming
Mere Paas Maa Hai – Deewar – One of the very few times perhaps when Amitabh’s co-actor has run away with the better dialogue.

Mogambo khush hua
– Mr. India

Kitne aadmi the – Sholay – I am sure there will be very little arguement on this
Chal Dhano! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzhat ka saawal hai - Sholay
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai – Kaaliya

E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez
behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english,
because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and
barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the
year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium
Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant
told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious
match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this
into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match
and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.
Ranjeet: O.K., O.K.
Amitabh: In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the
Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and
they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look
Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that
this is an important match we must put this consideration into action
and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the
consideration and ran and both of them got out.
Ranjeet: O shut up.
- Namakhalal.... .

Sinoreeta… aisi bare bare deshon mein… aisi choti choti batein… hoti rehti hai- DDLJ

aaj sham 6 baje maut ke sat appendment hai, apendment enlgish bolta hai - Agneepath

Naam:Vijay deenanath chauhan..Poora naam, baap ka naam:deena nath chauhan, maa ka naam, suhasini chauhan- Agneepath

Don Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahin, Namumkin Hai - Don

tarikh pe tarik - damini(sunny deol)

Badman -Ram Lakhan

pushpa, aye pushpa, i hate tears re - Aradhna.... n i know Sid would say... "kaka rox re"

Chaint khuli ke mainth khuli ki chaint- Satte pe satta

Thakur to ggggiyo - Ashok Saraf in Karan Arjun... just watched it today

Jaani..Yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi, haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai’ - Chaalbaz.... originally from some Raajkumar movie but figures in chalbaaz also...

chutiye aur bewkoof mein dhage bhar ke pharak hega… aur jo dhaga hainch do, to kaun hai bewkoof, kaun chu**** , karod rupe ka prashan hai bhaiya…. saif in omkara.

Humaara naam Soorma Bhoopali aise nahin hai!!!

Ye haath hamain de de thakur!!!

Kuttey.. Main tera Khoon pee jaunga

Daaam jo tum Chaho, Kaam Jo main chahoon... all from sholay

Rishtey main to hum tumharey baap hotey hain, Naam hai Shenshah

Mein Viren ko Panch saal se janti hun……
Mein to unko taab se janti hu jaab se Mein panch saal ki thi!!
Lamhe (Best Dialogue FilmFare award for 1991)

Appke pare bahut khoobsurat hain, inhe zameen par mat rakhiyega , maile ho jaayenge - Rajkumar in Pakeezah

Chal Hata Sawan ki Ghata, Khaal Khuja Batti buja ke soja nintukle pintukle, Vanti pe khadeli he banti baja rahi hai baar baar ghanti kulla mila ke paschim ko palatle… Bahut ho gaya phut le vat le…Chal jaa yaha se … Hawa ande yaar….” - Deewana Mastana govinda

Silent movie, thoda sound de na!
Tu sad sad kyon hai, happy-sad kyon nahi?
Hum sad kyun hote hain? Kyonki mann bhaari hai, heavy heavy!
Mann kab heavy, heavy hota hai? Jab mann ko koi hurt karta hai!
Mann ko kon itna hurt kar sakta hai? Jo mann ke very very close hota hai!
Mann ke very very close kon hota hai? Jiske sang mann very very happy feel karta hai!
Happy tha, isliye sad hai na, So be happy-sad not sad-sad!”- Cheenikum, sexy to amitabh

Mujhe parivartan pasand nahi mr.Aryan”
Amitabh in Mohabbattein

Mere do do baap” – Gopi Kishan (Sunil Shetty)

Eggjactly – Javed Jafferi, Salaam Namasthe

Bacche Ki Jaan Lega Kya – Akshay Kumar

Frienship mein no sorry, no thank you – salman khan, maine pyar kiya

saif: jo pyar kamyab ho uske baare mein baat karne ki zaroorat nahi hoti, aur jo pyar na kamyab ho uske baare mei baat karne ka faayda nahi

interviewer: aur jo pyar adhura reh jaye woh

Saif: sacha pyar kabhi adhura nahi rehta, ek na ek din usse poora hona hi hota hai

interviewer: to aapki zindagi mein toh bahut se pyar aaye honge

Saif: aya toh ek hi par aaya bahut baar

saif: jo pyar kamyab ho uske baare mein baat karne ki zaroorat nahi hoti, aur jo pyar na kamyab ho uske baare mei baat karne ka faayda nahi

interviewer: aur jo pyar adhura reh jaye woh

Saif: sacha pyar kabhi adhura nahi rehta, ek na ek din usse poora hona hi hota hai

interviewer: to aapki zindagi mein toh bahut se pyar aaye honge

Saif: aya toh ek hi par aaya bahut baar - Hum Tum

Jeet ke haarne wale ko Baazigar kehte hain.. - Baazigar




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